I'm 60% Tard
Hungry[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush
[x] You have been called a blonde
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[ ] You sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
so far: 7
[x] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling
so far: 10
[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
so far: 13
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug by accident
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: 17
[ ] You re-post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break/lose a lot of things.
[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ]You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
total: 20
Multiply this by three and it is your percent!
I am 60% a tard
Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.
Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.
No attachment on this one.
!
Stories
I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!
Go for it!!!
!
SCROLL DOWN!!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!
If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.
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Take a deep breath
As your falling into the depth
Realize it all
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Take a deep breath
As your falling into the depth
Realize it all
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Hey, want to go to the kitchen to get some...cake? Cake. Hehe he. Cakes a funny...word. Its all like C-A-K-Y...we aint got no aliby. Were cool! Okay...cakes out. Fine. Be that way. Ill go get some..pie. ~Me
Dont worry about me...Im...normal. ~Me
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Clap three times, spin in a circle while hopping on one foot blindfolded whilst on fire doing the chicken dance in your underwear screaming "Im Bringing Sexy Back", and I will come for you.
*CarleyLyn,Proud Co-manager of: ~Narutard-club
;]
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Hey, want to go to the kitchen to get some...cake? Cake. Hehe he. Cakes a funny...word. Its all like C-A-K-Y...we aint got no aliby. Were cool! Okay...cakes out. Fine. Be that way. Ill go get some..pie. ~Me
Dont worry about me...Im...normal. ~Me
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Ooh whats this? Click here to find out ~Angelkitty765
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Hey, want to go to the kitchen to get some...cake? Cake. Hehe he. Cakes a funny...word. Its all like C-A-K-Y...we aint got no aliby. Were cool! Okay...cakes out. Fine. Be that way. Ill go get some..pie. ~Me
Dont worry about me...Im...normal. ~Me
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